Advantages of driving grandma's old Contour

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
02/05/2016 at 14:38 • Filed to: None

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You can squeeze in next to idiots like this Taurus without giving a crap.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 14:46

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Excellent.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 14:50

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It is almost like having a Mondeo.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 14:50

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The Audi started it!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CalzoneGolem
02/05/2016 at 14:53

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Basically


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Rico
02/05/2016 at 14:59

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Yeah but the ford way overcompensated


Kinja'd!!! Rico > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 15:04

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Lol look what he’s driving he needs some compensation in his life.


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 15:27

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Advantages of driving grandmas’ old Taurus - I can park where I want.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 16:01

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My grandma has a Mercury Mystique (basically the same thing). I wonder if it would start. No one’s driven it in at least three years.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 18:37

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In the Taurus driver’s defense their power steering may have gone out and they didn’t want to get too close to anyone.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Frenchlicker
02/05/2016 at 18:51

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That is an oddly specific thing to predict but I’ll buy it.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 19:34

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I've had two Tauruses, both have had power steering pumps go out. I think it may be Ford power steering pumps.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Frenchlicker
02/05/2016 at 20:24

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well, the 95 contour with 140,000 miles on the 3rd I was driving has a power steering pump that works, so it must not be all of them


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/05/2016 at 21:40

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Who knows.